Let me think about this new development…the relationship between you and entropy and the universe
It tastes like my grandma’s butt.
No, I will not have any libertarians in my boob.
my boobs love taxes
I’M SOOOOO CROSS FADED!!!
I know I shouldn’t make decisions right now because I’m drunk. I’m rational enough to know that I’m so drunk that I’m irrational. Whoa…that was totally postmodern…
Is that a cup of ray-men?
How did he know the person was a bitch? Maybe he was a bitch-MAN.
I’m more drunk than I was apparent of…aware of.