April 12, 2013
My boosom
in Florence
April 12, 2013
Let me think about this new development…the relationship between you and entropy and the universe
in Florence
April 12, 2013
It tastes like my grandma’s butt.
talking about the strongest Long Island Iced Tea ever in Florence
August 6, 2012
No, I will not have any libertarians in my boob.
August 6, 2012
my boobs love taxes
on having her boobs be named after political figures, and rejecting the republican names
March 3, 2012
I’M SOOOOO CROSS FADED!!!
at synergy/theta chi
February 4, 2012
I know I shouldn’t make decisions right now because I’m drunk. I’m rational enough to know that I’m so drunk that I’m irrational. Whoa…that was totally postmodern…
this is what PWR class does to her
February 4, 2012
Is that a cup of ray-men?
she meant ramen, lol
January 22, 2012
How did he know the person was a bitch? Maybe he was a bitch-MAN.
January 20, 2012
I’m more drunk than I was apparent of…aware of.